Sunday, January 31, 2010

I like boobs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm still on the sauce.

And I have no intentions of giving it up any time soon, no matter how many interventions my family tries to lay on me. There ain't no 12-Step, MA (Milkaholics Anonymous) meetings, or Milkotine Patches that are gonna work on this guy. HELL NO.

If you've already been weaned (and really, the "w" word is profanity in my book), then you must be feeble-minded and easily persuaded.

Allow me to illustrate for you how I've managed to prolong my addiction.
(Please note: I've altered the identities of others in this photograph to protect their innocence.)

Just reach in and grab what rightfully belongs to YOU.

And NEVER take 'no' for an answer.


  1. This "never take 'no' for a answer" trick doesn't work for me. And I'm not even wanting the milk! Any other suggestions?

  2. You are obviously not in charge at your household. Toddler has claimed his territory. I suggest a subscription to Juggs in the meantime. Good luck, sir.

  3. It's husband still likes boobs :) I don't think you should EVER have to give them up!

  4. LOL. I mean - L-O-L, seriously. That's some funny stuff, I like it.
    (still on the sauce will be rolling around in my head all day making my laugh)

    Ok, so I have something for you on my blog, but you have to go pick it up. :)

  5. Oh! And stop by our blog...we've got something for you! (And no,it's not boobs...sorry!)

  6. Stopping by to follow and say hello with Friday Follow. Oh and toddlers don't care if the shirt they are reaching down does not belong to their mom.


  7. so funny! i think 'wenie' is short for weaned...