And I have no intentions of giving it up any time soon, no matter how many interventions my family tries to lay on me. There ain't no 12-Step, MA (Milkaholics Anonymous) meetings, or Milkotine Patches that are gonna work on this guy. HELL NO.
If you've already been weaned (and really, the "w" word is profanity in my book), then you must be feeble-minded and easily persuaded.
Allow me to illustrate for you how I've managed to prolong my addiction.
(Please note: I've altered the identities of others in this photograph to protect their innocence.)
Just reach in and grab what rightfully belongs to YOU.
And NEVER take 'no' for an answer.